9 Halloween costumes ripped straight from Post headlines

The Ice Bucket Challenge, Elmo and Bill de Blasio are ready to trick-or-treat. Photo: Anne Wermiel (3)

When it comes to Halloween costumes, there’s nothing like a culturally relevant get-up to guarantee a conversation with good looking strangers. Here at The Post, we perused our 2014 back issues to create some outfits that will make you look spookily in touch with pop culture. Take a look!

Jasmine Tridevil, “The Three-Boobed Woman”

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Bikini tops (one folded and pinned to form third boob), $26 each, and shorts, $40, both at americanapparel.net; heels, similar styles for $79 at ninewest.com.Photo: Anne Wermiel

You can’t blame people for looking at your chest when you’ve got three breasts! The Florida woman went viral last month for claiming she’d had plastic surgery to add a third breast — while her story is most likely as fake as her prosthetic boob, she’ll make a great getup this Halloween.

Mayor de Blasio and the groundhog

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Coat, similar styles for $180 at topman. com; Chaps shirt, $65, and Croft & Barrow tie, $32, both at kohls.com; stuffed animal, $18 at hallmark.com; rubber gloves, $5.99 at Duane Reade, visit duanereade.com for store locations.Photo: Anne Wermiel

RIP, Staten Island Charlotte! The furry critter — a stand-in, it turned out, for mercurial Staten Island Chuck, who famously bit Mayor Bloomberg in 2009 — died a week after Mayor de Blasio accidentally dropped her in front of a crowd of spectators on Feb. 2. (Extra points if you wear this costume and mention the subsequent coverup by the Staten Island Zoo.) Only in New York, kids!

Teresa and Joe Giudice

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Jumpsuits, $28.99 each, wig, $14.99, shackles, $2.99, and ball and chain, $2.99, all at Ricky’s NYC, visit rickyshalloween.com for store locations; Dailyware wine glasses (set of 4), $9.99 at bedbathandbeyond.com.Photo: Anne Wermiel

License fraud, mail and wire fraud, bankruptcy — who says “Real Housewives of New Jersey” doesn’t have it all? Dress up as our favorite Jersey jailbirds as the real-life versions prepare for their time in the slammer (41 months for Joe; 15 months for Teresa.)

Elmo in handcuffs

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Elmo costume, $79.99, and handcuffs, $8.99, both at Halloween Adventure NYC, 104 Fourth Ave.Photo: Anne Wermiel

It’s been a bad year for the shrill-voiced furry red cartoon character, busted in a September Times Square raid for aggressive panhandling. If anyone takes your picture when you’re wearing this, make sure you tell them it’ll be $10 bucks.

Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress

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JS Boutique dress, $209 at Macy’s, 151 W. 34th St.; tulle with iron-on patches (worn as a veil) courtesy of Michael’s, visit michaels.com for store locations.Photo: Anne Wermiel

Haven’t tied the knot yet? Now you can say “I do” a la Angelina with this crayon-scrawled wedding dress. Kids not included.

A bent iPhone 6

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Mask, $6.99 at Ricky’s NYC, visit rickyshalloween. com for store locations; onesie (worn underneath iPhone costume), $62 at americanapparel.net; posterboards (wrapped in black and silver duct tape and covered with color-printed icons), $1.99 each at Duane Reade, visit duanereade. com for store locations.Photo: Anne Wermiel

Who’s got the latest gadgets? You do! Even if this model is bent from being worn on your person, as many angry Apple customers discovered after snapping up and pocketing their new phones last month.

Consciously uncoupled Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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On Gwyneth: Wig, $14.99 at Ricky’s NYC, visit rickyshalloween.com for store locations; turtleneck, $32 at americanapparel. net; jeans, similar styles for $79.95, flats, similar styles for $49.95, both at gap. com; Naked Juice, $2.99, visit nakedjuice. com for availability On Chris: Beanie, $68 at bloomingdales. com; shirt, similar styles for $68, and T-shirt, $18, both at americanapparel. net; jeans, similar styles for $69.95 at gap.com; Chuck Taylor All Star sneakers, $55 at converse.com; Big Mac Extra Value Meal, $6.99 at McDonald’s.Photo: Anne Wermiel

While Gwyneth was touting her “conscious uncoupling” from rocker hubby Chris Martin, the latter wasted no opportunity to consciously couple with lots of hamburgers and, apparently, Jennifer Lawrence.

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Casabella 3-gallon square bucket, $8.99 at select Bed Bath & Beyond locations; craft supplies including tulle and Ashland acrylic fillers and iridescent beads (used as ice chips), all courtesy of Michael’s, visit michaels.com for store locations.Photo: Anne Wermiel

Write a check to ALS research or dump a bucket of water on your head! Do it now to prove just how zany (and charitable) you can be! This costume does double duty: If you get bored of the Ice Bucket Challenge, just tell people you’re illustrating the polar vortex.

Retired Derek Jeter

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Batik Bay shirt, $46, and Apt. 9 shorts, $44, both at kohls. com; Henley T-shirt, $34.97, and New York Yankees Classic Cap by New Era, $24.99, both at mlb. com; Adidas slides, $30 at zappos.com; socks, $10 at americanapparel.net.Photo: Anne Wermiel

Jeter might have stepped off the baseball diamond for the last time, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dress like him in his newly retired state. (We can just see him in Florida, dominating a paddleboard competition.)