Lisa Vanderpump Former Villa Blanca Waitress Makes Absurd Settlement Offer

This is one for the books.  The woman who was suing Lisa Vanderpump for $5 million alleging sexual harassment at her Villa Blanca restaurant -- among other things, is now willing to settle for $40K if the restaurant acknowledges some ridiculous things.Karina Bustillos -- who claimed a Villa Blanca manager sexually harassed her in all sorts of ways --  says she'll drop the suit if she gets $40K and the following promises from Villa Blanca:-- not to serve catfish and claim it's the more expensive tilapia-- not to serve canned fruits and veggies and call them fresh-- teach employees not to eat food off customers' plates-- order kitchen staff to wash their hands frequentlyAnd there's other stuff too, which seems like it's designed to embarrass. Lisa Vanderpump tells TMZ ... the lawsuit is "frivolous and a clear case of malicious prosecution."